Pets in the Office Policy Pets... we love them. As a Super Simplistic Solutions employee, you are permitted to bring your pet to work every Friday, provided your pet is not on the banned list below and you follow a few, simple rules. A Few Simple Rules Your pet bites, we bite you... and you pay the piper Your pet poops in the office, you clean it up immediately Just say NO to barking!!!! Your pet must be on a leash at all times when NOT in your office All pets, except Cats and Dogs, must always be in an approved cage or aquarium Banned From the Office! All snakes Rodents Spiders